February 25, 2017

I would like to open my daily Trump journal with a story from CPAC. At one point during the day, attendees were seen waving around flags with red, white, and blue stripes emblazoned with “TRUMP”. Unbeknownst to the attendees, they were actually Russian flags, because a large portion of Trump supporting Republicans do not know […]

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February 24, 2017

Good morning, America! Yet another day in Trumpland commences, and the scandals are piling up today. The morning kicked off with Trump making a speech at CPAC that sounded like it was ripped straight from WWII: “I called the fake news the enemy of the people and they are.” Trump also informed me that, “Now […]

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